Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shields — A Baker's Dozen
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Some people call these "coasters," but for the life us of we can't figure out why. Because only people on the coasts use them? No explanation we can think of makes any sense to us, even after hours of R&D (aka drinking). So we're going to call our coasters "Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shields."
Crafted from a card stock that is known for its combination of "velvety softness [and] impressive strength," and sold in packs of 13, the Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shield offers durable and aesthetically pleasing protection for your furniture. On one side, our friend the Man-Deer. On the other, the recipe for our signature drink, the Magnificent Bastard.
The Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shield is made in the USA, by skilled fabricators using a vintage letterpress that was designed and manufactured by people who died long before the Internet was invented.
Be aware, however, that the Disposable Letterpress Beverage Shield is not 100 percent Bulleit-proof. In early battle-testing we discovered that it can get a bit artfully disheveled after prolonged engagement with a rocks glass when combat gets heated.
In other words, if you are using them right, these things won't maintain their factory condition forever. War is hell. But for the price of a single cocktail at the Boom Boom Room, we will send you enough stylish armor to keep your favorite table safe from harm through repeated tours of duty. What are you waiting for?
- 4" diameter
- Also makes a good hang tag
- This item is final sale and non-returnable (but the shipping is free)