Gone surfin'. Any orders placed between December 19th and January 3 will be fulfilled January 4. Happy Holidays.

Non-Denominational Winter Tree Accessory


Need a last-minute stocking stuffer? Our smoking, drinking man-deer, with lit rack to joyously celebrate the season, has been memorialized in a hand-pressed and glazed clay ornament that makes a perfect gift for anyone on your list. It's an apt token of affection for those who have been a little bit naughty, and an aspirational role model for those who have been a little too nice.


  • 2⅜" diameter
  • Threaded with a golden strand plucked from the head of Taylor Swift's guardian angel
  • Made in USA
  • When ordered separately, this item is shipped First Class US Mail

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